Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Should we ever meet, don’t ask . . .?



In a bit of a mood today. Not a bad mood, just the kind of mood that promotes total randomness. Which got me thinking, what shall I say to people I meet at the conferences this summer? And should I give them some warning that my answers might sound like I’m not all there? (Because I might not be—answers will probably be worse if you find me in the bar! <eg>)

Well, my answer to myself was yes. So here’s my warning: I claim no responsibility for what I may blurt out. I’m an author, I’m allowed to be weird! ;)

Here’s some of the questions I figured I might be asked, along with my possible answers. All replied with love! <3

Q: Oh, you’re an author?! What do you write?

Answer: Self-help books. All about how to help yourself to a hot hockey player. My former books are about how to handle seven men and/or enjoy captivity and torture.

Q: Can you name one of your books?

Answer: Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, War and Peace, and . . .
Oh, the books I’ve written! *blush* Here, have a bookmark.

Q: Do you have kids? That’s amazing! How do you do it?

Answer: The making of a child is described in full in all my self-help books.

Q: No! How do you raise kids and write books?

Answer: Duct tape.

Q: How do you write such hot sex scenes? Have you experienced everything you write about?

Answer: Absolutely. I write them so well because I’m a sex addict. It annoys the men when I stop midclimax to take notes, but I’m very dedicated to my job.

Q: When is the next in (insert series) coming out?

Answer: *using amazing godlike author powers, pulls out laptop and types 100k word in 60 seconds* As soon as I click publish! <g>

Q: You must have gained so much success after Fifty Shades came out! Don’t you love that book?!

Answer: *smiles and orders another drink* Fifty who?

I’m sure there will be many more questions, but these are the ones that have occurred to me so far. Feel free to leave more in the comments! I need to be prepared! ;)

*note* Just having a bit of fun, so I hope no one takes offense. I really do love answering questions, but I can be a bit of a tease! Take me with a grain of salt and a slice of lime. First shots on me! xoxo

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Who told you to Quick your F-ing Day Job? An Author's Journey



It’s been a long time since I’ve written anything for my blog, so I figured I’d take another look at what has to be the information searched for most often by aspiring authors. Because really, when you’ve got your book all polished up and you’ve made sure to get the beta reads, ship it off to an editor, revise, rewrite, get it edited again, then lovingly pass it on to ‘The Gatekeepers’, you expect something to happen. So you wait.

And get rejected. Almost guaranteed, your first time you get rejected. You’ve got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting picked up by one of the BIG 6—or is it 5 now? So while you’re waiting on them, go pick out your numbers and really, don’t bother doing anything else because either you’re hitting the best seller’s list by the end of the week or climbing in a limo to accept that big assed check!

Wait, what??? Didn’t happen?

Okay. Give up. It’s hopeless. There’s really no point to trying anymore because there’s nothing between being a number one bestseller and starving on the street while scribbling your stories on paper you salvaged from the high school trash can. “I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you . . .” Come on! You know the song right? ;)

All right, time for a great big reality check. One of my series makes me enough to support myself and my kids as a single mother. I’ve made a career of my writing and I’m damn proud of where I’m at. But my first book? Well, some months I barely get enough for you and me, me and you, to grab a coffee and donuts at Timmies.

But wait, I’m a success story, aren’t I? A rarity, a breakout, a bestseller!

Umm…no. I’m a self-published author that scraped her way up over years AFTER spending years trying to get my first baby out there. Still planning to publish THAT book, BTW, but here’s where the whole marketing thing takes over.

I love all my books. From Rosemary Entwined—my coffee money book—to Deadly Captive which has been called a classic in the making (Scared me more than made my head swell! Lol! Hard to top that!) to my beloved Cobras. All my WIP patiently (yeah right) waiting for my attention have pieces of my heart. But sales go up and down as the months go on after a new release and if I’m going to continue with my career I have to prioritize.

Now, readers often ask when the next Cobra book is coming out, but they also ask about the third Deadly Captive book. Deadly Captive is popular enough to rival my earnings from my hockey series if I put that next book out. I enjoy writing dark, so it would make sense for me to delve back into that world.
Except, Deadly Captive is contracted with a publisher. So I only get about 40% of my earnings from them. That aside, there have been many other issues that I won’t address here because I’ve gone there before. The point is, I’m not going to sell my soul, or lower my standards, in how I expect to be treated as an author, by focusing on that book right now. No matter how much money it could make me. I’ve even stated that at some point, if I can’t get my rights back and I have the time, I will write the book and give it away.

This ain’t telling you too much about how you’re gonna make it though, right? How about this. You’ve got this book you’re so proud of. You put it out there. It sells 3 copies in a month. Depressing? Well, put out another one. Yes! Now you’ve gone up to 6 copies a month! Time to quit your job!


Ah…yeah. No. BUT what I can tell you is that as you keep putting books out, as you keep using social media and finding ways to connect with readers and other authors, those numbers will go up. Read everything you can find, and I don’t mean just books—though I can’t stress that enough. Read blogs, read FB posts by authors who don’t come across like car salesmen/women, find betas who will BE HONEST with you. If they always love everything there’s something wrong. I beta read for Cherise Sinclair. The first time I chatted with her online I got all giggly and told the man, my dad, my kids, and anyone who would listen that ‘OMG! Cherise Sinclair answered my letter!’

Ask her. I’m one of her toughest crits!

Do I believe each and every aspiring author out there will make it big? No. This line of work is no different from pro sports, acting, singing, and all those other things you can’t just go to school for and do well. The thing is, in this new world with so many different ways to reach your readers without worrying about gatekeepers, you WILL get that book you love so much into someone’s hands. If you continue to write, to improve, to work your ass off, doing the thing that didn’t make you a goddamn cent last year will start bringing in some money.

Stop and think about that. What does that money mean?

Umm, no. Stop trying to quit your job! Suck it up chuckles, and yes, they want fries with that. :P
The money means your baby is now a product. With value. We can get into the whole issue of hanging onto your baby and stalking all the readers who bought it some other time, but for now, I’m going to tell you what your next step will be…

Write another book. Yes, I’m repeating myself, but this is the end all. That first book might take off quickly, or, like me, you’ll have to get four or five books out to start getting noticed. Crazy, but some people still don’t know who I am! ;)

I would suggest that series are probably the easiest way to move into being a career author, but at the same time that series would have to resonate with enough readers. So I think it’s a good idea to explore all those shiny ideas your muse is flashing around for you. Try to publish a new book every 3-4 months (I’ve started breaking this rule, but my books are long!). Talk to your readers—or potential readers regularly. And no, don’t follow them around like a salivating dog looking for attention, posting on the walls and PMing them with ‘Buy my book? Don’t you wanna buy my book?’

Be YOU. Who you are with your friends, the person everyone wants to get to know. I’ve checked out a lot more books from people I could have intelligent conversations with than with people who spam my walls. I’m not saying don’t talk about your book ever, but if you’re gonna bring it up, make it interesting! Give me a picture and a bit of a scene. Share your excitement over an award or your word count. Yeah, the last one may seem weird, but I’ve never gotten annoyed over posts like that. My readers encourage me when I’m running a writing marathon. Call me fucking idealistic, but I truly believe most people feel good supporting others.

For the book itself, don’t aim to be one of the flukes. A shitty book that sold thousands or millions (not naming names here, could be a lot of books! <g>) because that’s the flavor people wanted at the time. Here’s the funny thing about how book sales works. One person picks up the book and finds something that snatches them out of a long boring day. Made them laugh or smile. They tell more people and on and on. Doesn’t mean the book is gold or that the author is better than you. Doesn’t mean the book is necessarily crap either. But it could seem like crap to you and that’s okay. Because you’re not worrying about being THAT author.

You’re writing your goddamn book! And the next one, and—who said stop?

Ready to give up? You sure, because if you don’t fucking love (sorry, one of my characters swears a lot, trying to keep the rhythm!) what you’re doing, you won’t be in this long enough to get where you wanna be. If you don’t bleed for your work at some point, you will be forgotten even if you DO make it. Not making much money is MUCH worse than being forgettable.

But passion? Passion is addictive. If you feel that, if you can drive that, then your name will be the one readers mention to their friends. Your book sales will mount and . . .

Yes. Now you can quit your day job!

So, while you’re doing all your homework reading and learning and taking steps towards the part of your future that YOU can control, I want you to keep one thing in mind. You will hear all kinds of different advice. You may be told adding sex to your stories will get you more sales.

The truth? No. It won’t. You may get lucky, but there are a long more struggling authors out there that tried that angle then there are on the bestseller list. If you like writing wet wild monkey sex, go for it. Have fun! But don’t expect the book to get you any further than if you wrote any other book. If whoring yourself out would make you rich, the street corners would be a bit more crowded. And I'd be out there because making money doing something I love anyway?
 
Just kiddin'. I wouldn't sell my body. I mean, lots of hot guys are broke, so I'd just give it away. I'm more of a slut than a whore! :P

But away from the slut shaming--I'm a proud wanna-be slut, thank you very much--this business is pretty straightforward. From your mind, to your fingers, to the virtual shelves. Then it’s out of your control. You can do your best to make sure you’re not invisible, but you cannot decide what will be the flavor of the week.

All you can do is offer up another scoop. And remember that readers are hungry for new books, for an author who will give them a story they can dive into and not want to surface for hours.

I know I do!

Questions and comments are welcome. As well as suggestions from other authors. I’ll pop in when I have a chance and answer anything directed to me. Or just because it’s my blog and I love reading comments! Lol!


Tuesday, March 26, 2013

OFFSIDE (The Datmouth Cobras #4) Month Long Blog Tour! (And release date)

Six months since the release of Breakaway. Gods, it seems so much longer. Something about writing Offside was different than any of the other books I've written. The characters took their sweet time telling me their stories, but they'd give me hints from time to time that made my breath catch.Everything I could see, everything I couldn't, came together in a way that was downright heartbreaking at times. 

But their story is written and I'm so excited to get it out to all of you! There's really no way to share the experience of this story without you living it with the characters. Originally I'd hoped to get Offside published some time in early April, but the hard work and determination of my team managed to push that date up a little.

Offside will be back from the formatter no later than March 27th! Which means it will be available to you all some time tomorrow!

In other news, for those who don't follow me on facebook, there will be a month long tour to celebrate the release! Click on the banner below for a complete list of stops and prizes.


The first stop is with the lovely Kallypso Masters and my post on The Perfect Dom. There are two chances to win on each blog, so make sure to comment and fill out the rafflecopter!

Still tons to do to make this release party a success, but I will leave you with this link: http://www.im-no-angel.com/offside.html  where I'll be posting all the buy links for Offside as I get them. I'll also put up a PDF sample for you to start on as soon as the book becomes available.

Last, but not least, I've already started writing the 5th Dartmouth Cobra book, Delayed Penalty. I won't give you a targeted release date, but I will tell you that you'll be getting more of the Cobras soon enough! <g>

     



Tuesday, January 15, 2013

WILL NOT REVIEW SELF-PUBLISHED NOVELS and other irrelevant stuff...

Trying to find a nice way to put this, but I haven't had enough coffee yet today to be nice :p

I was checking out review sites because I know I haven't sent out enough copies of BREAKAWAY and I want to make sure my list is complete for when I send out OFFSIDE. I noticed a few still had a policy that I thought was pretty much dead. Which is not reviewing self-published book.

There's 'a very good reason for this' that many of those sites share. Self-published books have all kinds of errors, the authors are unprofessional and behave badly when they get a bad review, the books just aren't as good.

I just...WOW. Seriously, I have the most amazing readers, and am regularly reviewed by the most awesome, well know, review sites. I don't need to worry about the odd duck out there who obviously hasn't read enough to know that 'traditionally published' books have plenty of errors. Their authors can go straight up crazy diva. The stories can suck ass. Maybe their elitist attitude makes them blind to any of these issue. IDK.

What I do know is self-pubbed authors just starting out can get discouraged by things like that. They might thing the stigma against indies is still prominent and will hamper their success. Sending out those first few emails asking for a review isn't easy--wasn't for me anyway--because you're still not sure you take yourself seriously as an author, so why should anyone else? Tack on a review policy like that and you might feel like you did when you dealt with the 'gatekeepers' of the traditional publishing world.

My advice? Don't. I may not be rolling in dough, but I make more than many midlist BIG 6 (or is it 5 now?) published authors. Writing books is my full time job which makes my readers very happy. Every day authors who struggled to get their babies in the hands of readers are making it, and those policies aren't stopping us. One thing I love about being an indie author is that we're a helpful bunch, not looking to cut each other down to rise to the top.

If you're starting out--or have been around a while, but didn't know--feel free to contact me for a guest spot on my blog. I'll also be putting up a page of all the review sites I've dealt with in the past who love books. Period. Just be prepared for honesty! <g>

There are a lot of things you need to do to publish a professional quality book. If you're still starting out, learn what these things are, build on your resources and your audience, hone your skills. But don't give up because if this is what you really want to do, you'll make it. Don't let policies hold you back.

Happy writing!