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Should we ever meet, don’t ask . . .?

In a bit of a mood today. Not a bad mood, just the kind of mood that promotes total randomness. Which got me thinking, what shall I say to people I meet at the conferences this summer? And should I give them some warning that my answers might sound like I’m not all there? (Because I might not be—answers will probably be worse if you find me in the bar! <eg>) Well, my answer to myself was yes. So here’s my warning: I claim no responsibility for what I may blurt out. I’m an author, I’m allowed to be weird! ;) Here’s some of the questions I figured I might be asked, along with my possible answers. All replied with love! <3 Q: Oh, you’re an author?! What do you write? Answer: Self-help books. All about how to help yourself to a hot hockey player. My former books are about how to handle seven men and/or enjoy captivity and torture. Q: Can you name one of your books? Answer: Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, War and Peace, and . . . Oh, the books I’ve...

Who told you to Quick your F-ing Day Job? An Author's Journey

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It’s been a long time since I’ve written anything for my blog, so I figured I’d take another look at what has to be the information searched for most often by aspiring authors. Because really, when you’ve got your book all polished up and you’ve made sure to get the beta reads, ship it off to an editor, revise, rewrite, get it edited again, then lovingly pass it on to ‘The Gatekeepers’, you expect something to happen. So you wait. And get rejected. Almost guaranteed, your first time you get rejected. You’ve got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting picked up by one of the BIG 6—or is it 5 now? So while you’re waiting on them, go pick out your numbers and really, don’t bother doing anything else because either you’re hitting the best seller’s list by the end of the week or climbing in a limo to accept that big assed check! Wait, what??? Didn’t happen? Okay. Give up. It’s hopeless. There’s really no point to trying anymore because there’s nothing between be...

OFFSIDE (The Datmouth Cobras #4) Month Long Blog Tour! (And release date)

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Six months since the release of Breakaway. Gods, it seems so much longer. Something about writing Offside was different than any of the other books I've written. The characters took their sweet time telling me their stories, but they'd give me hints from time to time that made my breath catch.Everything I could see, everything I couldn't, came together in a way that was downright heartbreaking at times.  But their story is written and I'm so excited to get it out to all of you! There's really no way to share the experience of this story without you living it with the characters. Originally I'd hoped to get Offside published some time in early April, but the hard work and determination of my team managed to push that date up a little. Offside will be back from the formatter no later than March 27th! Which means it will be available to you all some time tomorrow! In other news, for those who don't follow me on facebook, there will be a month long tou...

WILL NOT REVIEW SELF-PUBLISHED NOVELS and other irrelevant stuff...

Trying to find a nice way to put this, but I haven't had enough coffee yet today to be nice :p I was checking out review sites because I know I haven't sent out enough copies of BREAKAWAY and I want to make sure my list is complete for when I send out OFFSIDE. I noticed a few still had a policy that I thought was pretty much dead. Which is not reviewing self-published book. There's ' a very good reason for this ' that many of those sites share. Self-published books have all kinds of errors, the authors are unprofessional and behave badly when they get a bad review, the books just aren't as good. I just...WOW. Seriously, I have the most amazing readers, and am regularly reviewed by the most awesome, well know, review sites. I don't need to worry about the odd duck out there who obviously hasn't read enough to know that ' traditionally published ' books have plenty of errors. Their authors can go straight up crazy diva. The stories can suck ...