Tasseled wobbegong! And I've been on three radio shows to talk about it, it's such an awesome piece of literary fiction. Have you read it yet? You really should. Charlie Sheen wrote a review for it...one second, I'll find it for you...'
Look, I get it. Selling books is hard, yo! How else will anyone know they need to buy your book unless you tell them.
Slipping it into every single conversation.
OH! And btw, did I mention I have a book?
While we're talking about sex toys and dick sizes, it makes me think of this scene in my book!
You're eating chicken! My characters eat chicken too! Only, they're werebears, and don't cook them first. You should read the book! It's called 'Werebears fuck and EAT CHICKEN!'